I haven’t found a Mills & Boon to read yet, but perhaps this will suffice:

It’s been stuck in my head all day, with no provocation, and now you can all share my pain! (We went to Vanuatu for two weeks when I was twelve and this song was on repeat in the pool area of our motel the whole time. It still haunts me. Having viewed the YouTube clip, I do think it’s slightly endearing how dorky they all look, though.)

Here’s some X-Ray Spex to counteract it:

I just took my first post-braces bite of an apple! It was everything I’d hoped it would be.

[Edited to fix Boyz II Men link.]